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FUNNIES

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JUST IN CASE ANY OF YOU ARE CONFUSED ABOUT TRAVEL BROCHURE TERMINOLOGY, HERE`S AN INTERPRETATION.....

FIRST IS BROCHIRE TERM - SECOND IS `REAL` MEANING

LUXURIOUS - EXPENSIVE

TROPICAL - RAINY

NOMINAL FEE - OUTRAGEOUS CHARGE

OPTIONS GALORE - NOTHING IS INCLUDED

LIGHT AND AIRY - NO AIR CONDITIONING 

BUSINESS HOTEL - 24 PLUGS & FREE PORN IN ROOM

SECLUDED HIDEAWAY - TAKES HOURS TO FIND

STUNNING VIEWS - YEAH, YOU`LL BE STUNNED OK

STANDARD - SUB-STANDARD

DELUXE - STANDARD

BEACHFRONT - 750 METRES FROM BEACH

10min WALK / 2min DRIVE - MULTIPLY BY x10

KIDS WELCOME - SINGLES/CHILDLESS WILL HATE IT

RUSTIC - DILAPIDATED

FULL OF SURPRISES - BE SURPRISED IF YOU`RE NOT ROBBED

FREE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST - WEEK OLD CELLOPHANE WRAPPED CROISSANTS & ORANGE SQUASH

SAFE - BEHIND 20ft  BRICK WALL & ELECTRIC FENCE

BOUTIQUE HOTEL - OLD HOTEL RE-PAINTED TO DISGUISE TINY ROOMS

NEW LEVEL OF LUXURY - EXTRA `0` ADDED TO PRICE

VIBRANT PART OF TOWN - STAG PARTIES, PROSTITUTES, POLICE SIRENS AND 4 LANE TRAFFIC

PLUSH - TOP AND BOTTOM SHEETS

PRICE FROM £179 - IF YOU ARE BETWEEN 85/87, SHARE WITH 4 OTHERS AND BOOK ONLINE AT 3am ON NOV 22

FRIENDLY LOCALS - LOTS OF STREET HAWKERS SELLING FAKE WATCHES AND SUNGLASSES

PRESENTATIONS

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 MEMBER OF A CLUB OR ORGANISATION?  EVER HAVE GUEST SPEAKERS? 

                                                                                                                                  ...... IF YOU FANCY SOMETHING DIFFERENT, I AM PREPARED TO DO A PRESENTATION TO YOUR GROUP/SOCIETY FREE OF CHARGE, AS LONG AS IT IS WITHIN `REASONABLE` DRIVING DISTANCE OF SOUTH DOWN. I`VE DONE SEVERAL IN MID DOWN, NORTH DOWN AND GREATER BELFAST IN THE PAST.

IT`LL BE A PRESENTATION (THEY`RE NORMALLY AROUND 45 MINS) ON CITYBREAKS, ORDINARY HOLIDAYS AND CRUISES.

OBVIOUSLY I WILL TRY AND USE A BIT OF COMMON SENSE TO TRY AND GEAR IT TOWARDS THE RELEVANT ORGANISATION.

HERE`S THE NICE BIT FOR YOU - THERE IS NO CHARGE AND I PROVIDE THE EQUIPMENT (SCREEN, PROJECTOR AND AUDIO) AND HANDOUTS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GIVE ME A DATE AND HAVE A REASONABLE NUMBER OF PEOPLE PRESENT. IT AIN`T MUCH FUN DRIVING 50 MILES TO PRESENT TO 4 PEOPLE!!

I WILL TRY MY LEVEL BEST TO MAKE IT INFORMATIVE, EDUCATIONAL AND WITH A BIT OF HUMOUR THROWN IN!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PROVIDE ME WITH UNLIMITED COFFEE!!!!

COLIN 

 

GIFT VOUCHERS

£50

THE IDEAL XMAS / BIRTHDAY / ANNIVERSARY GIFT?

AVAILABLE IN MULTIPLES OF £50 FROM £100 UPWARDS.

BRUSSELS WEEKEND

£199

WEEKEND (FRI/MON) 3 NIGHTS b&b 2015

DIRECT FLIGHTS FROM DUBLIN

MAR 2015 - 3* £199 / 4* £225

APR 2015 - 3* £199 / 4* £225

MAY 2015 - 3* £229 / 4* £255

JUN 2015 - 3* £229 / 4* £255

PRICES ARE PER PERSON BASED ON 2 SHARING INCLUSIVE OF RETURN FLIGHTS, ACCOMMODATION AND BREAKFAST, ASSUMING ONE 20kg CASE PER COUPLE PLUS ONE ITEM OF HAND LUGGAGE EACH. ALSO INCLUDES AIRLINE `PRE CHECK-IN SEAT ALLOCATION FEES` WHEN NECESSARY, TO ENSURE YOU ARE SEATED TOGETHER. SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY ON SELECTED DATES ONLY.

PRICES CORRECT AS OF 10 FEBRUARY 2015

MADRID

£219

3 NIGHTS b&b 2015 - MAR / APR / MAY

DIRECT FLIGHTS FROM DUBLIN

MAR 2015 - 3* £219 / 4* £239

APR 2015 - 3* £235 / 4* £259

MAY 2015 - 3* £235 / 4* £259 

PRICES ARE PER PERSON BASED ON 2 SHARING AND ARE INCLUSIVE OF RETURN FLIGHTS, ACCOMMODATION AND BREAKFAST, ASSUMING ONE ITEM OF HAND LUGGAGE PER PERSON. ALSO INCLUDES AIRLINE `PRE CHECK-IN SEAT ALLOCATION FEES` WHEN NECESSARY, TO ENSURE YOU ARE SEATED TOGETHER. SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY ON SELECTED DATES ONLY.

PRICES CORRECT AS OF 10 FEBRUARY 2015

BREMEN

£225

3 NIGHTS b&b (SAT/TUE) - SPRING 2015

DIRECT FLIGHTS FROM DUBLIN

MAR 2015 - 3* £225 / 4* £275

APR 2015 - 3* £235 / 4* £285

MAY 2015 - 3* £235 / 4* £285

PRICES ARE PER PERSON BASED ON 2 SHARING AND ARE INCLUSIVE OF RETURN FLIGHTS, ACCOMMODATION AND BREAKFAST ASSUMING ONE ITEM OF HAND LUGGAGE PER PERSON. ALSO INCLUDES AIRLINE `PRE CHECK-IN SEAT ALLOCATION FEES` TO ENSURE YOU ARE SEATED TOGETHER. SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY ON SELECTED WEEKENDS ONLY.

PRICES CORRECT AS OF 10 FEBRUARY 2015

VALENCIA

£229

3 NIGHTS b&b - MAY 2015

DIRECT FLIGHTS FROM DUBLIN

MAY 2015 - 3* £229 / 4* £269

PRICES ARE PER PERSON BASED ON 2 SHARING AND ARE INCLUSIVE OF RETURN FLIGHTS, ACCOMMODATION AND BREAKFAST, ASSUMING ONE ITEM OF HAND LUGGAGE PER PERSON. ALSO INCLUDES AIRLINE `PRE CHECK-IN SEAT ALLOCATION FEES` TO ENSURE YOU ARE SEATED TOGETHER. SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY ON SELECTED DATES ONLY.

PRICES CORRECT AS OF 10 FEBRUARY 2015

KRAKOW

£229

4/5 NIGHTS b&b - 2015

DIRECT FLIGHTS FROM BELFAST INTERNATIONAL

APR 2015 - 3* £239 / 4* £259

MAY 2015 - 3* £239 / 4* £269

JUN 2015 - 3* £249 / 4* £279

JUL 2015 (5nts) - 3* £325 / 4* £385

AUG 2015 (5nts) - 3* £315 / 4* £375

SEP 2015 - 3* £255 / 4* £295

OCT 2015 - 3* £229 / 4* £259

PRICES ARE PER PERSON BASED ON 2 SHARING AND ARE INCLUSIVE OF RETURN FLIGHTS, ACCOMMODATION AND BREAKFAST, ASSUMING ONE ITEM OF HAND LUGGAGE EACH. SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY ON SELECTED DATES ONLY.

PRICES CORRECT AS OF 10 FEBRUARY 2015

BERLIN SPRING/SUMMER 2015

£235

3 NIGHTS b&b - APR / MAY 2015

5 NIGHTS b&b - JUL / AUG 2015

DIRECT FLIGHTS FROM DUBLIN

APR 2015 - 3* £235 / 4* £255

MAY 2015 - 3* £245 / 4* £269

JUL 2015 (5nts) - 3* £345 / 4* £385

AUG 2015 (5nts) - 3* £325 / 4* £365

PRICES ARE PER PERSON BASED ON 2 SHARING AND ARE INCLUSIVE OF RETURN FLIGHTS, ACCOMMODATION AND BREAKFAST, ASSUMING ONE ITEM OF HAND LUGGAGE PER PERSON. ALSO INCLUDES AIRLINE `PRE CHECK-IN SEAT ALLOCATION FEES` WHEN NECESSARY, TO ENSURE YOU ARE SEATED TOGETHER. SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY ON SELECTED DATES ONLY.

PRICES CORRECT AS OF 10 FEBRUARY 2015

ALMERIA

£239

APR / MAY 2015

DIRECT FLIGHTS FROM DUBLIN

4nts b&b APR 2015 - 3* £239 / 4* £255

4nts b&b MAY 2015 - 3* £249 / 4* £269

OR - for the beach? Try lovely Roquetas de Mar!

7nts APR 2015 - 4* £389 (half-board)

7nts MAY 2015 - 4* £399 (half-board)

PRICES ARE PER PERSON BASED ON 2 SHARING AND ARE INCLUSIVE OF RETURN FLIGHTS, ACCOMMODATION AND BREAKFAST ASSUMING ONE ITEM OF HAND LUGGAGE EACH. ALSO INCLUDES AIRLINE `PRE CHECK-IN SEAT ALLOCATION FEES` TO ENSURE YOU ARE SEATED TOGETHER. SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY ON SELECTED DATES ONLY. 7nts ROQUETAS DE MAR PRICES INCLUDE A 20kg CASE.

PRICES CORRECT AS OF 10 FEBRUARY 2015